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Dad just put a dark cloud over this whole vacation.

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So I signed on to write The Avengers porn spoof and I’m thinking this may be the super villain.

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Hello Goodmorning: To be 17 again and know this trick would be nice. I’m 33 now so if I drink beer from a straw, the man police should call in the man swat team and shoot me on sight.

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And with that … the world has a new “WORST WAY TO DIE.”

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Just a small sample of what you’ll see at The Clearly Dope: One Year Party that’s going down this Saturday night.

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No NBA next season? No problem. 

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HOLY SHeeeet … its true. Slappin da bass. 

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Just picked up my latest issue of “NO SHIT, WEEKLY” and saw this story about TV porn. Well knock me over with a feather.

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If I’m going to move forward with Facebook, I’m going to need this button.